The greatest love story ever told, starring…garden gnomes? Gnomeo & Juliet, Touchstone Pictures’ animated makeover of Shakespeare’s revered play, opens in theaters today. Directed by Kelly Asbury and featuring the voices of James McAvoy, Emily Blunt, Michael Caine, Jason Statham, Maggie Smith, Patrick Stewart, Ashley Jensen, Stephen Merchant, Matt Lucas, Jim Cummings, Julie Walters, Richard Wilson, and Ozzy Osbourne, Gnomeo & Juliet has been getting mixed responses from critics so far. “While it has moments of inspiration, Gnomeo & Juliet is often too self-referential for its own good”, says the consensus at RottenTomatoes, where the movie has been rated 56% fresh at their Tomatometer. BoxOffice.com predicts a $16 million opening.