Villagers in England hire guards to protect their beloved vegetable gardens from a monster rabbit. Plot of last years best animated film? True, but life is mimicing art in the village of Felton, according to AFP. Resident Jeff Smith said, “It is a massive thing. It is a monster”. George Brown added, “I have seen it and it is bigger than a normal rabbit. It’s eating all our crops and we grow the best stuff here”. The British Rabbit Council said the story is credible. “Certain breeds do grow very big, like the Continental Giant”. The garden owners have hired armed guards who have orders to shoot to kill. No word as of yet on whether they are using gold bullets.