Our ever-lovable, dippy dog friend Goofy is only supposed to suffer mishaps in cartoons, not in real life. But, in a WFTV “News of the Strange” article pointed out by Mice Age, we find that a human, Eric Ford, onboard a Disney cruise ship suffered debilitating back injuries while playing the character three years ago and is now suing Disney Cruise Lines to the tune of $300,000. Neither Goofy nor Eric could be reached for comment.